BIKINI BLOODBATH (2006) ¢
D: Jonathan Gorman, Thomas Edward Seymour
Debbie Rochon, Leah Ford, Robert Cosgrove,
Sheri Bomb, Katie Gil, Anna-Karin Eskilsson,
Natasha Nielsen, Olja Hrustic, Russ Russo,
Dana Fay Ensalata, Margaret Rose Champagne
An empty-headed slasher flick about a bunch of bikini girls being stalked and chopped up by a killer wielding a meat cleaver and wearing a chef's hat. This movie tests the notion that there's any limit at all to how dumb 72 minutes of video footage can be. References to "Citizen Kane" and "Dazed and Confused" notwithstanding, the evidence suggests that there's not.
