Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Mermaids of Tiburon (1962)

 
MERMAIDS OF TIBURON  (1962)  ¢ ¢
    D: John Lamb
    George Rowe, Diane Webber, Timothy Carey,
    Jose Gonzales-Gonzales, Gaby Martone,
    Judy Edwards, Jean Carroll, Diana Cook
Two divers - a ruthless scumbag looking for pearls and a marine biologist studying marine lifeforms - take off in separate boats to explore the waters around a mysterious island. They find exactly what you'e expect them to find in a movie called "Mermaids of Tiburon". Much of the film takes place underwater, and the amount of screen time devoted to bare-breasted women is unusual for 1962. Apparently, the picture was released in a G-rated version that died a quick box office death, while an uncut version that played in military theaters got a much more enthusiastic reception. Hmmm. Go figure. 

Sunday, August 23, 2026

Monte Walsh (1970)

 
MONTE WALSH  (1970)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: William A. Fraker
    Lee Marvin, Jack Palance, Jeanne Moreau,
    Jim Davis, Mitchell Ryan, G.D. Spradlin,
    Matt Clark, Bo Hopkins, Allyn Ann McLerie
Marvin and Palance play aging cowpokes in a changing West, where accountants are taking over the cattle industry, jobs are becoming scarce, and the open range is being fenced in. A western that manages to be both playful and meloncholy, a celebration and an elegy for a vanishing way of life. Marvin's at his tight-lipped best, and Palance, in a rare sympathetic role, gives one of his most affecting and least-mannered performances. 

Friday, August 14, 2026

Nitram (2021)

 
NITRAM  (2021)  ¢ ¢ ¢
    D: Justin Kurzel
    Caleb Landry Jones, Judy Davis, Essie Davis,
    Anthony LaPaglia, Sean Keenan, Phoebe Taylor
I went into this movie without knowing the story behind it. It's set in Australia and its main character is a guy in his 20s living at home with his parents and subject to bouts of erratic behavior thanks to some significant mental health issues. He has the look of a surfer and, in fact, he longs to be one, though he's never surfed and doesn't even swim anymore. He's all impulse and no filter and there's a vaguely blank look about him that tells you the circuits don't all connect. There's a real sense that without mum and dad to keep a watchful eye on him, he'd be institutionalized, and that maybe he should be. You just hope he doesn't hurt anybody, and you really hope he's taking his meds. It's when he walks into a gun shop and starts putting together an arsenal that you start to think, oh no, this is not going to end well, and that's where the backstory comes in. Caleb Landry Jones in the lead gives the kind of performance that could make you feel real uncomfortable. Judy Davis (looking old) and Anthony LaPaglia (looking heavy) play his caring but beleaguered parents. 

Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Mighty Joe Young (1949)

 
MIGHTY JOE YOUNG  (1949)  ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Ernest B. Schoedsack
    Terry Moore, Ben Johnson, Robert Armstrong,
    Frank McHugh, Douglas Fowley, Nestor Paiva,
    Regis Toomey, Paul Guilfoyle, Lora Lee Michel
A young girl living in the African jungle takes in a baby gorilla that grows up to be real big. A hustling showman who looks just like the guy who brought you King Kong persuades the girl to bring the ape to America, which (spoiler alert!) turns out to be a bad idea. A knockoff script, but it's fun to see Ben Johnson in a rare early lead, and the effects, by Willis O'Brien and Ray Harryhausen, look real good. 

Monday, August 10, 2026

Paperback Hero (1999)

 
PAPERBACK HERO  (1999)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Anthony J. Bowman
    Claudia Karvan, Hugh Jackman, Angie Milliken,
    Andrew S. Gilbert, Jeanie Drynan, Barry Rugless
A truck driver writes a romance novel and gets it published under the name of a woman who knows nothing about what he's up to. When the book takes off and the publishers want the author to start doing publicity, things get complicated. A good-natured, off-road comedy from Down Under. Hugh Jackman's first theatrical film.

Saturday, August 8, 2026

Nouvelle Vague (2025)

 
NOUVELLE VAGUE  (2025)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Richard Linklater 
    Guillaume Marbeck, Zoey Deutch, Aubry Dullin,
    Bruno Dreyfürst, Benjamin Clery, Matthieu Penchinat,
    Thom Novembre, Laurent Mothe, Jodie Ruth Forest
Richard Linklater's funny, affectionate homage to the French New Wave, set in 1959, with Jean-Luc Goddard, Jean Seberg and Jean-Paul Belmondo in the streets making "Breathless", and everybody else who was involved in the French film scene at the time passing through or dropping by. A real movie-lover's movie, in French and black and white, with scenes from Godard's iconic first feature scrupulously recreated. You don't have to be a fan of the New Wave to appreciate what Linklater's up to, but it doesn't hurt. Watching it on a double bill with "Breathless" wouldn't be a bad idea, either. 

Thursday, August 6, 2026

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)

 
RAIDERS OF THE LOST SHARK  (2015)   ¢ ¢
    D: Brett Kelly
    Candice Lidstone, Jessica Huether, Catherine Mary Clark,
    Richard Gruen, John Migliore, Lawrence Evenchick,
    Angela Parent, Kitty Kamieniecki, Faith Rayah
Dopey regional horror from Ontario (eh?) about some people being munched on by a giant prehistoric flying monster shark. By my count, eleven characters are killed by the shark and seven-and-a-half women strip down to their swimsuits but only one of them gets topless. Now that you know what's important, it's up to you whether you actually want to watch.