Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Patti Smith: Dream of Life (2008)


PATTI SMITH: DREAM OF LIFE  (2008)  ¢ ¢ ¢  
    D: Steven Sebring
First, a disclaimer. I'm not the least bit objective when it comes to Patti Smith. She's my favorite rock-&-roll artist ever, apart from the Grateful Dead, plus she's got something going for her the Dead mostly didn't: She's hot. To make this movie, Steven Sebring followed Smith around for something like 10 years, on stage and away from it, traipsing around the world, or just hanging out in a corner of her house in Manhattan. The result is a cinematic scrapbook, a kind of home movie/art film made with the more or less active participation of its subject. Smith herself is a shape shifter, awkward and self-deprecating, thoughtful and reflective, fierce and defiant, as the moment demands. There's an element of performance in everything she does, at least when there's a camera around, but the performance never seems pretentious. It's just who she is. Like some other musical artists - Pete Seeger and Neil Young would be two more - Smith's on a mission that goes way beyond touring and recording albums. She truly believes, not only that the world can change for the better, but that it has to, and she sees her art as a mechanism that can help bring that about. That's not a bad dream to live by, and Smith, now in her 60s, shows no outward signs of slowing down or backing off. In the process, she's becoming a cool old lady. Which means that the rest of us, cool or not, are getting older, too.

Monday, December 28, 2009

The Body Snatcher (1945)


THE BODY SNATCHER  (1945)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Robert Wise
    Boris Karloff, Henry Daniell, Bela Lugosi
    Edith Atwater, Russell Wade, Rita Corday
Karloff has a jolly good time as a coachman who moonlights as a grave robber in this atmospheric adaptation of the Robert Louis Stevenson tale. Henry Daniell is the doctor whose need for fresh corpses keeps Boris in business, and Lugosi skulks around the lab as the caretaker who cleans up after the anatomy lessons are done. When you see Karloff's shadow heading into a cemetery where a cute little dog is guarding its master's newly dug grave, you know it's lights out for the dog.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Beat the Devil (1953)


BEAT THE DEVIL  (1953)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 
    D: John Huston
    Humphrey Bogart, Jennifer Jones, Gina Lollobrigida,
    Robert Morley, Peter Lorre, Bernard Lee
A real offbeat comedy with a considerable cult reputation, about a gang of crooks trying to get to Africa to score some uranium. Sometimes it's hard to figure out what the hell's going on in this, but the actors appear to be having fun playing characters who can't stop double-crossing each other for any longer than the time it takes to order a drink or light a cigarette. With a script cooked up on the fly by Huston and Truman Capote, it looks like a movie made on a lark, and it probably was, though Bogart personally didn't like it. Lorre does an especially funny bit as the gang's resident philosopher, a sardonic, chain-smoking German named O'Hara.

Jennifer Jones
(1919-2009)

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Up In the Air (2009)


UP IN THE AIR  (2009)  ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Jason Reitman
    George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick,
    Jason Bateman, Amy Morton, Melanie Lynskey,
    Sam Elliott, J.K. Simmons, Zach Galifianakis
Ryan Bingham, the character George Clooney plays in "Up In the Air", is like the opposite of a corporate headhunter. He's a hatchet man, a contractor who travels around the country firing people. He's good at what he does, and he loves the perks. He has a first-class card for everything, and he's got air travel and hotel living down to a science. He's blissfully unattached and determined to stay that way. Then he meets two women - Anna Kendrick as a smart junior colleague with some threatening new ideas, and Vera Farmiga as a fellow traveler whose values apparently mirror his own. As long as it stays true to its most mercenary instincts, this is pretty good, a sometimes nasty social satire for the age of cutbacks and looming unemployment. The actors are up to the task, and Reitman ("Thank You For Smoking") has a nice way of confronting and skewering corporate cynicism on its own terms. The story goes off track eventually. Kendrick's character disappears without much warning, and the movie loses something without her. And there's a side trip to Wisconsin for Bingham's sister's wedding that feels like it belongs in a different film, an unconvincing move to give this smooth-talking bastard a heart. The bottom line is, a guy like Ryan Bingham hasn't got a heart. He can't afford one. That's what makes him a good hatchet man. When his boss (Jason Bateman) informs him late in the picture that a tragedy has occurred involving one of the workers he recently fired, Bingham doesn't bat an eye, doesn't betray a thing. He's a professional with a plane to catch and a job to do. At some unnamed company in some distant city, there are cuts to be made, and he's the man with the hatchet. And he's just gone over 10 million flying miles, a long-cherished goal and his personal ticket to travel-perk heaven. Up in the air, life is good.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The Longest Day (1962)


THE LONGEST DAY  (1962)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢ 
    D: Ken Annakin, Andrew Marton, Bernhard Wicki
    John Wayne, Henry Fonda, Robert Mitchum,
    Richard Burton, Sean Connery, Richard Todd,
    Robert Ryan, Edmond O'Brien, Eddie Albert, 
    Rod Steiger, George Segal, Mel Ferrer, Sal Mineo,
    Robert Wagner, Jeffrey Hunter, Stuart Whitman,
    Curt Jürgens, Gert Fröbe, Red Buttons, Leo Genn,
    Peter Lawford, Roddy McDowell, Alexander Knox
Darryl Zanuck's painstaking recreation of D-Day, based on Cornelius Ryan's book, works on an epic scale as well as an intimate one, capturing both the vast scope of the invasion and the individual heroism of its participants. Strikingly shot in black and white, with cameo appearances by just about everybody. Invite your friends over, put this on, and play a three-hour game of spot-the-stars. It's a real good movie, besides.

Richard Todd
(1919-2009)

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Burn After Reading (2008)


BURN AFTER READING  (2008)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
    Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich,
    George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, Richard Jenkins
A disgruntled CIA op quits the agency and embarks on a tell-all memoir at the same time that his marriage starts falling apart. A disk containing the memoir falls into the hands of two dim-witted health club workers who think they can use it in a blackmail scheme. Little do they know. The Coen brothers strike again, with a devious comic thriller in which all the players are about equally clueless and the MacGuffin turns out to be worth nothing at all. Highlights: Tilda Swinton as a pediatrician with the bedside manner of Dracula, and Brad Pitt as a gym rat whose cognitive limitations are matched only by his inability to recognize them.

Friday, December 18, 2009

The Flapper (1920)


THE FLAPPER  (1920)  ¢ ¢ ¢  
    D: Alan Crosland
    Olive Thomas, Theodore Westman Jr.,
    William P. Carlton Jr., Warren Cook
The fun-loving daughter of a stern-faced senator gets sent off to a boarding school just outside New York City, where she's wooed by a military cadet and a rich guy on a horse. Eventually she falls in with a couple of jewel thieves and returns home masquerading as a vamp, but she's still just a sweet young senator's daughter at heart, and everything works out fine in the end. A star vehicle for ex-Ziegfeld Follies headliner Olive Thomas, who died under gruesome circumstances the year of the picture's release. Frivolous but nicely done, with a seemingly effortless performance by one of the silent era's great forgotten stars.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Captain Abu Raed (2007)


CAPTAIN ABU RAED  (2007)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: Amin Matalqa
    Nadim Sawalha, Rana Sultan, Hussein Al-Sous

Dear Ms. Applebaum,

I just caught a good little movie at the Varsity called "Captain Abu Raed". It's about an old janitor working at the Amman airport who finds a pilot's cap in a trash can and decides to wear it home. He's walking up to his flat when a young boy notices the cap and asks if he's a pilot. He says no but the boy insists, and pretty soon the "captain" is entertaining the neighborhood kids with colorful, made-up stories about his adventures flying planes all over the world. There's more to it than that. It has a lot to do with domestic abuse and the way poverty negates opportunity and how people deal with loss. (The movie's not as downbeat as that probably sounds.) The actor who plays the old man is terrific. If you've ever wanted to take a vicarious trip to Jordan, here's your chance.

Nick

Monday, December 14, 2009

Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)


PLAY-MATE OF THE APES  (2002)  ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: John Bacchus
    Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, Debbie Rochon,
    Anoushka, Sharon Engert, Shelby Taylor
A throwaway nudie spoof on some other "Apes" movie, starring straight-to-video goddess Misty Mundae in the title role. It's actually pretty amusing, though saying you watch something like this for the satire is like saying you read Playboy for the articles and interviews. Mundae appears to be the only woman in it who hasn't had her architecture enhanced. Debbie Rochon, an ex-Vancouver street kid who launched her B-movie career in 1982 with a bit role in "The Fabulous Stains", plays an ape called Dr. Cornholeous, which might tell you something about what kind of movie this is. Rochon cowrote the script.

Friday, December 11, 2009

A Christmas Carol (1984)


A CHRISTMAS CAROL  (1984)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢  
    D: Clive Donner
    George C. Scott, David Warner, Susannah York,
    Frank Finlay, Angela Pleasence, Edward Woodward,
    Anthony Walters, Joanne Whalley, Michael Gough
A stalwart champion of the free-market economy learns the true meaning of Christmas with the help of a chain-rattling ex-colleague and three time-tripping spirits. Most critics seem to prefer the 1951 version of the Dickens tale, the one with Alistair Sim, but this production, made for CBS television, has its own followers, and George C. Scott makes a merrily mean-spirited Scrooge. In fact, it's too bad that in his long career, Scott never got to play Jacob Marley. Think about it. George C. Scott as Marley. You wouldn't even need the other ghosts after that.

Edward Woodward
(1930-2009)

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Antichrist (2009)


ANTICHRIST  (2009)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 
    D: Lars von Trier
    Charlotte Gainsbourg, Willem Dafoe
Another ticket to hell, punched and stamped by your friendly tour guide, Lars von Trier. This time, your fellow passengers are Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe as a married couple traumatized by the accidental death of their young son. He's a psychologist and she's an emotional wreck, and he thinks if they spend some time together at a cabin in the woods, he can help her though the grieving process and bring her back from the abyss. Instead, she becomes more unstable, and finally goes over the edge. The last half-hour is the art-house equivalent of torture porn. (When Charlotte gets out a long pair of scissors, you might want to consider looking the other way.) Even allowing for the director's impressionistic view of the world, the story doesn't make much sense, and how much of the psychology involved is insightful and how much is claptrap, I couldn't say. But add this movie to what's come before, and two things are plain about Lars von Trier. He's got a vision like nobody else's. And his attitude toward women is real fucked up.

Monday, December 7, 2009

It Started In Naples (1960)


IT STARTED IN NAPLES  (1960)  ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Melville Shavelson
    Clark Gable, Sophia Loren,
    Vittorio De Sica, Marietto
Clark Gable, looking like an aging caricature of himself, plays a Philadelphia lawyer who goes to Capri to settle his late brother's estate and gets caught up in a custody battle over the eight-year-old nephew he never knew he had. Gable wants to take the kid back to the States. The boy's aunt, a nightclub performer played by Sophia Loren, wants to keep him on Capri. The stars and the island location are the show here. The rest of the movie is slight. Sophia's nightclub routines are a highlight. What she lacks in technique, she makes up for in enthusiasm, and with legs like that, um, when's the next boat to Capri?

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Coraline (2009)


CORALINE  (2009)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢  
    D: Henry Selick
"The Nightmare Before Christmas" meets "Alice In Wonderland" in an animated feature about a young girl who escapes into an alternate universe that seems too good to be true, and is. A wonderfully imagined fantasy made in 3-D, which has come a long way since "House of Wax". The scruffy gray cat's a scene-stealer, but the characters with the button eyes are creepy and could frighten young children.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Under the Boardwalk (1989)


UNDER THE BOARDWALK  (1989)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Fritz Kiersch
    Richard Joseph Paul, Danielle Von Zerneck, 
    Steve Monarque, Keith Coogan, Roxana Zal, 
    Tracey Walter, Dick Miller, Sonny Bono
Sun, sand, boards, bikinis, life decisions, true love and a violent clash between the "lokes" and the "vals" on the eve of the big Zuma Beach surf competition. "Romeo and Juliet" in the language of surfers, not Shakespeare. It's better than you might think. A rose by any other name would still be gnarly, brah.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)


SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW 
    D: Kerry Conran                                               (2004)  ¢ ¢ ¢
    Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie,
    Giovanni Ribisi, Michael Gambon, Bai Ling
Retro-futuristic action adventure starring Jude Law as a daredevil pilot and Gwyneth Paltrow as a go-for-broke journalist who reluctantly team up to save the world. A throwback to the B-movie serials of the 1930s (with an explicit reference to Captain Marvel), this hasn't got the zip of the Indiana Jones movies, which both celebrated and transcended the same source material. The time frame is a little fuzzy. A theater marquee showing "King's Row" makes the year 1942, but then what's a German blimp doing docked off the Empire State Building? On the other hand, it looks real good, with its muted sepia tones and digitized art-deco sets, and there's enough combative chemistry between Law and Paltrow to make you wonder how good they could be in an all-out screwball comedy. "Bringing Up Baby In the World of Tomorrow"?

Saturday, November 28, 2009

They Were Expendable (1945)


THEY WERE EXPENDABLE  (1945)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: John Ford
    Robert Montgomery, John Wayne, Donna Reed,
    Ward Bond, Cameron Mitchell, Marshall Thompson
Wayne and Montgomery play Navy officers trying to convince the brass of the tactical usefulness of PT boats. After the attack on Pearl Harbor, they swing into action, taking on the Japanese in the Philippines. An action-filled World War Two movie, shot while the war was still going on, but released a few months after the Japanese surrender. It's unmistakably a John Ford picture, from the casting of Wayne and Ward Bond to the chorus of sailors who serenade the officers (and nurse Donna Reed) at supper. For all the two-fisted heroism, it ends in a moment of defeat. The Japanese take over the islands, MacArthur withdraws (in Robert Montgomery's PT boat), and most of the film's surviving characters, the men who get left behind, are doomed.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Lost In Translation (2003)


LOST IN TRANSLATION  (2003)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢  
    D: Sofia Coppola
    Bill Murrray, Scarlett Johansson, Giovanni Ribisi
This movie starts out with a point-blank close-up of a woman's butt. The woman's lying on her side on a bed facing a window, and has pink panties on. The panties conceal very little, and the camera seems to linger there forever, leaving you plenty of time to consider a) How come we're looking at this woman's butt? b) Whose butt are we looking at? c) Did a woman really direct this picture? and d) That's a real nice butt. After watching "Lost In Translation" from beginning to end, I still don't understand what the point of that shot is, but you do learn in the first couple of minutes that the butt belongs to Scarlett Johansson, playing a young woman named Charlotte, who has tagged along with her husband, a celebrity photographer on assignment in Tokyo. While he's out shooting rock bands, she's stuck with little to do except lounge around their hotel room, take in the tourist sights alone, and hang out in the hotel bar, which is where she meets Bob (Bill Murray), an aging movie star who has come to Japan to shoot a whiskey commercial. Charlotte and Bob strike up a friendship. That's the story. That's the film. Well, okay, there's a little more to it than that. There's a slow realization in both of them that they could be soulmates, except for the 30-year gap in their ages, the even wider gap in their lives, and the high probability that they're only going to know each other for three of four days in a far-off corner of the world. The beauty of Sofia Coppola's script and direction is how much she reveals abut Charlotte and Bob without anything being said, or without us knowing what's being said. The leads are cast perfectly, especially Murray, an actor playing an actor whose whole life is essentially an act. Murray has played variations on this character his whole career, but the face behind the mask has never looked more naked or resigned. Johansson's bored, dreamy Charlotte plays a lot like her bored, dreamy teenager in "Ghost World", but this time she mixes in a barely articulated yearning for something beyond her reach, something she can't yet identify or understand. Charlotte has more depth, suggesting that Scarlett might have more depth, too. That and a real nice butt.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Skidoo (1968)


SKIDOO  (1968)  ¢ 1/2
    D: Otto Preminger
    Jackie Gleason, Frankie Avalon, Carol Channing,
    Groucho Marx, Mickey Rooney, Frank Gorshin,
    Burgess Meredith, Peter Lawford, George Raft,
    John Phillip Law, Cesar Romero, Arnold Stang
A retired hit man (Jackie Gleason at his most bloated and abrasive) checks into prison to knock off an old crony (Mickey Rooney) on orders from God, played by Groucho Marx. That's the story. Really. Somebody obviously thought an all-star comedy about gangsters and hippies would be hilarious, but then somebody forgot to put the jokes in. Gleason tripping on acid is a bizarre sight not to be found anywhere else, but that doesn't make it funny, just misguided. This is why some people shouldn't do psychedelic drugs, or make movies about them. Groucho looks like he's reading his lines off a cue card, which under the circumstances is way more attention than they deserve. 

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Amelia (2009)


AMELIA  (2009)  ¢ ¢ ¢  
    D: Mira Nair
    Hilary Swank, Richard Gere, Ewan McGregor,
    Christopher Eccleston, Joe Anderson, Cherry Jones
A freckle-faced kid from Kansas dreams about flying airplanes and grows up to become the most famous female aviator ever. Amelia Earhart gets the high-end Hollywood biopic treatment in a movie that soars whenever she's in the air, and slows way down when she's not. Swank tears into the role with the same ferocity and focus she brought to "Million Dollar Baby" and "Boys Don't Cry". If you're looking for an actress to play a woman who can take on the boys in a man's world, she's your girl.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Ginger Snaps (2000)


GINGER SNAPS  (2000)  ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: John Fawcett
    Emily Perkins, Katharine Isabelle,
    Kris Lemche, Mimi Rogers
When a werewolf attacks a girl named Ginger on the night she has her first period, she snaps. Wouldn't you? Things get real bloody after that, but Ginger's tail is kind of cute.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Street of No Return (1989)


STREET OF NO RETURN  (1989)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Samuel Fuller
    Keith Carradine, Valentina Vargas, Bill Duke,
    Andréa Ferréol, Bernard Fresson, Marc DeJonge
Samuel Fuller's first rule of filmmaking was characteristically blunt: "If the first page of the script doesn't give you a hard-on, throw the goddamn thing away." Fuller viewed America as a human zoo and believed violence and racism were an inextricable part of it, no matter how much he or anybody else wished it were otherwise. "Street of No Return" plays into all of that, with a story about a womanizing pop star (Keith Carradine) who gets his throat slashed for fooling around with a gangster's girlfriend and ends up an alcoholic bum. Its opening sequence is a race riot. Its first shot is a close-up of a black man getting hit in the face with a hammer. Carradine's a witness, watching from an alley off the street, but more interested in what might be left in the broken whiskey bottles that are lying around than the rival gangs of thugs manically stomping and stabbing each other. The cops clear the riot and the bum gets arrested, triggering a chain of events that could lead to redemption (not that Carradine has any hope of that) and maybe even a chance to settle an old score. The setting's an unnamed American city, but the movie was shot on the cheap in Portugal, which gives it an otherwordly edge. It comes at you like a set of brass knuckles, but there's artistry in every frame. Fuller does a cameo as the police commissioner. (You only hear his voice and see his silhouette.) In an eye-catching music video segment, the gangster's girlfriend, played by Valentina Vargas, appears as Lady Godiva. This barely got released anywhere and video copies can be hard to find, but it's vintage Sam Fuller, and that's as good as half-crazed, hard-boiled pulp moviemaking gets. 

Saturday, November 14, 2009

The Hit List: Keith Carradine


    By most accounts, John Carradine acted in more movies than any other actor in history. Over 500, give or take a few. Son David probably came closer to A-list stardom, thanks to television's "Kung Fu". But without getting quite as much mass-market attention, David's younger brother Keith could be the Carradine who ends up with the most substantial career, if he's not there already. 
    Working a lot with Robert Altman and Alan Rudolph in the '70s and '80s, Keith had great casting luck and an extended run playing shifty, enigmatic characters - artists and drifters and outlaws - guys you wanted to like but knew you couldn't trust. It's hard to imagine some of Rudolph's movies without him. 
    Over the years, he's rarely stopped working. He played Will Rogers on Broadway and got a Tony nomination. He continues to act in films, on stage and on TV. He's in his 60s now, and being a Carradine, seems likely to stick around and keep turning up in stuff roughly forever.
    If you're browsing through the video store, looking for a Keith Carradine movie, keep an eye out for these:

"Thieves Like Us"  (1974/Robert Altman)
Carradine plays a bank robber and Shelley Duvall's his girlfriend in a Depression-era take on "Romeo and Juliet".
"Nashville"  (1975/Robert Altman)
Keith sings his Oscar-winning song, "I'm Easy", while the camera zeroes in on the four women his character has most recently slept with. 
"The Duellists"  (1977/Ridley Scott)
Keith and Harvey Keitel duel their way through the Napoleonic Wars.
"Welcome To L.A."  (1977/Alan Rudolph)
Carradine's a songwriter in Rudolph's ensemble piece about the art of selling out in "the city of the fallen angels."
"Pretty Baby"  (1978/Louis Malle)
In Louis Malle's controversial period piece, Carradine plays the photographer E. J. Bellocq, with Susan Sarandon and an underaged Brooke Shields as  prostitutes.
"The Long Riders"  (1980/Walter Hill)
The James Gang rides again, with the Carradines - David, Keith and Robert - as the Younger brothers.
"Southern Comfort"  (1981/Walter Hill)
Carradine and some National Guard buddies go out in the woods too far.
"Choose Me"  (1984/Alan Rudolph)
What if you met the world's sketchiest bullshit artist, and everything he told you turned out to be true?
"Trouble In Mind"  (1985/Alan Rudolph)
Carradine gets an extreme makeover, as a decent young guy from the country who morphs into a cosmeticized urban punk.
"The Moderns"  (1988/Alan Rudolph)
Keith's a painter specializing in forgery and hanging out with Hemingway and the gang in 1920s Paris.

    Then & Later: Carradine's most memorable early role was a small part in Altman's "McCabe & Mrs. Miller" (1971), as the kid on the bridge who just wants to go into town and buy a pair of socks. In 2004, he played Wild Bill Hickock in the first few episodes of "Deadwood". He played Buffalo Bill Cody in "Wild Bill" (1995), with Jeff Bridges as Hickock.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Winter of Frozen Dreams (2009)


WINTER OF FROZEN DREAMS  (2009)  ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Eric Mandelbaum
    Thora Birch, Keith Carradine, Brendan Sexton III,
    Dan Moran, Scott Cohen, Dean Winters
A true crime story set in Madison, Wisconsin, where in the late 1970s, a woman named Barbara Hoffman apparently killed two men by dosing them with cyanide. Hoffman, a prostitute and biochemistry student, was engaged to both men, who had made her the sole beneficiary of their estates, and (more significantly) their life insurance policies. Thora Birch plays Hoffman, and she's a good actress, but it's hard to get a bead on Hoffman from either the script or Birch's performance. She's a cipher, a blank-faced femme fatale in a frozen, dysfunctional universe. Trying to build the case against her are a crotchety police detective (Keith Carradine) and his rookie partner (Scott Cohen), whose easy, joking banter accounts for the movie's only believable relationship. Carradine, especially, with his pipe and fedora, looks like he should be nosing around in a Coen brothers film. But for all the snow on the ground, this is no "Fargo", and Schenectady, New York, where the picture was shot, is no Madison, Wisconsin. Which leaves the whole thing feeling a little disembodied, a place-specific story cut off from its own geography. It's not entirely clear what her victims saw in Barbara Hoffman, either. But it is clear that these were not the sharpest knives in the drawer.

Monday, November 9, 2009

My Neighbor Totoro (1988)


MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO  (1988)  ¢ ¢ ¢    
    D: Hayao Miyazaki
A college professor and his two young daughters move to the country, where they make the acquaintance of both the local rice farmers and the neighboring spirits. An animated feature from Japan that should appeal to young kids, whose parents might not mind watching it too much, either. Some of the voice work in the English-dubbed version is kind of grating, but the bus in the shape of a giant cat really looks cool.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

O'Horten (2007)


O'HORTEN  (2007)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢  
    D: Bent Hamer
    Bard Owe, Espen Skjonberg, Ghita Norby

Dr. Sporgersi,

I just saw a real good Norwegian comedy (if that's not a contradiction in terms) called "O'Horten", about an old railroad engineer adjusting to retirement. Very, very low-key. If you think nothing happens in some French movies, you should see this. It's like Jim Jarmusch on tranquilizers. Film as meditation. I liked it a lot.

Nick

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Footlight Parade (1933)


FOOTLIGHT PARADE  (1933)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Lloyd Bacon
    James Cagney, Ruby Keeler, Joan Blondell,
    Dick Powell, Ruth Donnelly, Frank McHugh
Cagney plays a producer of stage musicals whose livelihood is threatened by the advent of talking pictures. So he takes to producing prologues: short, lively numbers that play on stage between movie screenings. There's some irony in this. The elaborate routines Cagney's putting on couldn't possibly be done on an ordinary theater stage, and it's movies exactly like "Footlight Parade" that are putting producers like this guy out of business. The will-the-show-go-on story sets up a couple of jaw-dropping production numbers: a pre-Esther Williams water ballet to "By a Waterfall", and the finale, in which Cagney and Ruby Keeler hoof their way through "Shanghai Lil". The choreographer on those was Busby Berkeley. That's all you need to know. 

Monday, November 2, 2009

W. (2008)


W.  (2008)  ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Oliver Stone
    Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Banks, James Cromwell,
    Richard Dreyfus, Jeffrey Wright, Scott Glenn,
    Toby Jones, Thandie Newton, Bruce McGill,
    Ellen Burstyn, Ioan Gruffudd, Stacy Keach
Released just weeks before the election of Barack Obama, Oliver Stone's nonlinear dramatization of the life and career of George W. Bush is glaringly superficial, and that seems to be the point. Some significant chapters in Bush's story - the National Guard, 9/11, Afghanistan, Hurricane Katrina - are either mentioned in passing or ignored altogether, and for anybody who's been alive and awake since the election of 2000, most of what's here will be old news. You'd like to see a filmmaker with Stone's passion and conviction really mess with this material, shake it up, take a bigger risk, and sooner or later some other filmmaker will. But if W.'s resentment of his father is the sharpest insight Stone can come up with, it's not exactly groundbreaking. Maybe there's a dilemma when you're telling the story of somebody whose story hasn't completely played out yet, or maybe the key to George W. Bush is his superficiality. Stone's last shot is a tight close-up straight into Bush's eyes, leaving it unclear whether he's made a movie about a man whose inner workings are concealed beneath the surface, or (more likely) a man who simply has no depth at all.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween (1978)


HALLOWEEN  (1978)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: John Carpenter
    Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasance, P. J. Soles
On Halloween in 1963, a six-year-old boy stabs his sister to death with a butcher knife. Exactly 15 years later, he escapes from the loony bin and comes back for more. A perfect little bare-bones horror movie that pretty much wrote the formula for an unending cycle of inferior sequels and imitations. You can find lots of cracks and holes in it if you're looking for them, but you can find those things in a nightmare, too, and this is some nightmare. You do believe in the bogeyman, don't you?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Dr. No (1962)


DR. NO  (1962)  ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: Terence Young
    Sean Connery, Ursula Andress, Joseph Wiseman,
    Jack Lord, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell
The first big-screen adaptation of an Ian Fleming/James Bond novel, in which a lean, young Sean Connery jets off to Jamaica to take on a power-mad scientist played by Joseph Wiseman. Ursula Andress turns up in a famous white bikini, just to keep things interesting. When this movie was made, JFK was in the White House, Banks and Mays and Aaron were hitting home runs, Jamaican music meant calypso, not reggae, and the Beatles were an obscure rock & roll band playing clubs around Hamburg and Liverpool. Jeez, was it that long ago?

Joseph Wiseman
(1918-2009)

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Coffee and Cigarettes (2004)


COFFEE AND CIGARETTES  (2004)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Jim Jarmusch
    Roberto Benigni, Bill Murray, Steven Wright,
    Steve Buscemi, Iggy Pop, Tom Waits,
    Jack White, Meg White, Cate Blanchett,
    GZA, RZA, Steve Coogan, Alfred Molina
Eleven blackout sketches, all revolving around conversations over coffee (or tea) and cigarettes. Blanchett stands out in a dual role as a movie star and her jealous cousin, and Murray does a funny bit as a waiter with an insane coffee habit and a bad smoker's cough. The best segments deal with role-playing and manipulation: the funny, cruel, self-defining ways people sometimes fuck with each other when they're just hanging out talking, each conversation becoming a kind of negotiation over the shifting balance of power. Sometimes they're fun. Sometimes they sting. If you're scanning the DVD looking for a highlight, try Murray's out-take and the episode with Tom Waits and Iggy Pop. 

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Princess Nicotine (1909)


PRINCESS NICOTINE  (1909)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: J. Stuart Blackton
    Paul Panzer, Gladys Hulette
A man seated next to a table lights up and smokes away, while a tiny figure at his elbow plays with matches and dances in and around a cigar box. An early visual-effects piece, complete with stop-motion animation and a camera trick, done with a mirror, that allows the normal-sized man and the six-inch-tall fairy to appear together in the same frame. Pretty impressive for 1909. (5 minutes)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Shoot-'Em-Up (2007)


SHOOT-'EM-UP  (2007)  ¢ ¢ ¢
    D: Michael Davis
    Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti
What the title says, with Clive Owen as a guy who's equally lethal with a knife, a wisecrack, a carrot, or a gun. Homage to John Woo and Bugs Bunny. A guilty pleasure.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Star Trek (2009)


STAR TREK  (2009)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: J.J. Abrams
    Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy,
    Eric Bana, Bruce Greenwood, Karl Urban,
    Zoe Saldana, Simon Pegg, John Cho,
    Anton Yelchin, Ben Cross, Winona Ryder
The cherished sci-fi franchise reboots itself by going back to before it all began, with the birth of Captain Kirk. Skip ahead 20-odd years, and the cocky young Kirk (Chris Pine) is being recruited  away from bar fights and into Star Fleet Academy, while Spock (Zachary Quinto) struggles to find some psychological balance between a Vulcan's remorseless logic and the empathy he inherited from his human mother. There's a plot that involves time travel and multiple versions of history and multiple Spocks - the solemn young officer played by Quinto, and the grizzled old guy played by you-know-who. Younger incarnations of the other regulars turn up, too, their defining characteristics either evolving or already in place. Bones bitches and grumbles a lot, Sulu puts his fencing skills to good use, Uhura can decipher Romulan in three dialects (while blithely fending off the horndog Kirk), Chekov mangles his v's and w's, and Scotty, played by scene-stealer Simon Pegg, stands by in the engine room to give 'er all she's got. The action almost never lets up, and yet there's an emotional resonance to the characters and their relationships, especially between Spock and Uhura, that wasn't there before. The guys who wrote this got it right. By the end, the whole gang is in position on the bridge, ready to boldly go where no one has gone before. More voyages of the Starship Enterprise should be expected.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Boys Town (1938)


BOYS TOWN  (1938)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: Norman Taurog
    Spencer Tracy, Mickey Rooney,
    Henry Hull, Gene Reynolds
Father Flanagan (Spencer Tracy) fights to build a home for delinquent boys. It ain't easy. Classic Americana, a signature studio product from MGM's golden age. Mickey Rooney chews up everything but the floorboards, while Tracy coasts to his second straight Academy Award.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Il Divo (2008)


IL DIVO  (2008)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Paolo Sorrentino
    Toni Servillo, Anna Bonaiuto,
    Giulio Bosetti, Flavio Bucci
Portrait of a real-life "Godfather," Italian politician Giulio Andreotti, who served seven terms as the country's prime minister in the '70s, '80s and '90s. As played by Toni Servillo, Andreotti does not look particularly formidable. Stiff, formal, impassive and categorically untelegenic, you wonder how he'd be elected to anything. But as an operator in the maze of Italian politics, he has no equal, knowing exactly when to grease a palm, call in a favor, make a veiled threat, or worse. He shrugs off his phenomenal success by claiming it's "the will of God," as if that could explain his uncanny ability to cling to power and stay out of prison, while his enemies, by "the will of God," end up dead. You'd need a degree in postwar Italian history to identify all the characters, or to make a stab at what's true here and what isn't. But if the movie's got it even half right, this guy could give Vito Corleone a run for his money. At 90, Andreotti's still serving in the Italian Senate, where he has a lifetime appointment. By "the will of God," of course.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Randy Rides Alone (1934)


RANDY RIDES ALONE  (1934)  ¢ ¢ ¢  
    D: Harry Fraser
    John Wayne, Alberta Vaughn,
    George Hayes, Yakima Canutt
An investigator with a six-gun and a ten-gallon hat infiltrates a gang of outlaws in their secret hideout behind a raging waterfall. Early Duke, one of about 100 B westerns Wayne cranked out during the 1930s, before John Ford and "Stagecoach" made him an A-list star. With a running time of 53 minutes, it moves pretty fast. (To help speed things along, the horses always stay saddled and the cowboys sleep with their boots on.)

Friday, October 9, 2009

Swordfish (2001)


SWORDFISH  (2001)  ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Dominic Sena
    John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry,
    Don Cheadle, Sam Shepard, Vinnie Jones
It's hard not to like how this movie starts out. A master criminal and self-styled film critic (John Travolta in tight close-up) declares that most Hollywood movies are shit. He zeroes in on "Dog Day Afternoon", complaining that it lacked a happy ending because the robbers didn't get away, and arguing that things would've worked out better for Al Pacino if he'd actually killed a few hostages. When the soliloquy is finished, the camera pans back and you realize that Travolta's character is in a "Dog Day Afternoon" situation himself. That's the best part of "Swordfish", that opening bit. The rest isn't Hollywood shit exactly, but it's a long way from"Dog Day Afternoon": a cool-looking, mean-spirited action thriller about some crooks trying to hack their way to $9 billion in government money. It's the kind of picture where a hostage, wired from head to toe with high explosives, has to be detonated, not because it's essential to the story, or to evoke any sympathy for the victim, but to revel in the special effects mayhem caused by the blast. There's a merry ruthlessness in Travolta's cold-eyed villain, and Sena has a lot of fun playing with light and color. But the movie never lives up to the promise of that opening scene, and Berry has little to do except look good, modeling a variety of form-fitting outfits, or modeling topless without them.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Prix de Beauté (1930)


PRIX DE BEAUTE  (1930)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: Augusto Genina
    Louise Brooks, Jean Bradin,
    Georges Charlia, Gaston Jacquet
In her last starring role, Louise Brooks plays a French typist who enters a beauty contest and wins, incurring the wrath of her jealous fiancé. This would be a pretty good soap opera even without its enigmatic star - it's extremely well photographed - but Brooks makes it more. Trained in the revolutionary techniques of modern dance, Brooks was the first really modern movie actress. She looks as if she stepped off some city street straight onto the screen, and poses so naturally that the posing itself is practically invisible. Watching most other great film stars perform, you can sense them working at it. The illusion is an act of will. Brooks doesn't seem to be acting at all. The film's conclusion, in which her husband tracks her down and kills her in a screening room while her cinematic image flickers in the background, is eerie, not only as the climax to the story, but as a distorted reflection of Brooks' own life. After wrapping the picture in Paris, she went back to Hollywood, but never got another decent role. She worked sporadically for a few more years, in bit parts and B westerns, but as a significant force in movies, her career was over. She was 23.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake (1959)


THE FOUR SKULLS OF JONATHAN DRAKE  (1959) 
    D: Edward L. Cahn                                                     ¢ ¢ 1/2
    Eduard Franz, Valerie French, Henry Daniell
In 1959, this would've appeared at the bottom end of a double feature at the local drive-in. A year or two later, it would've turned up late at night on local television. In fact, it did. It's a faintly amusing creep show about an old family curse and some shrunken heads. Henry Daniell, looking mummified, plays the archeologist who knows how to shrink the heads. 

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Inglourious Basterds (2009)


INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS  (2009)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢    
    D: Quentin Tarantino
    Brad Pitt, Melanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz,
    Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Til Schweiger
Quentin Tarantino throws away the history book and reimagines World War Two as a crazed wish-fulfillment fantasy, which may or may not be a good thing, depending on what you know and how you feel about World War Two history. The story plays out on two tracks that eventually intersect. In a riff on "The Dirty Dozen", Brad Pitt and a team of cutthroat Jewish commandos roam the French countryside in advance of the Normandy Invasion, killing and scalping anybody they find in a German uniform. And in Paris, a Jewish theater owner and her black projectionist are planning a special surprise for the Nazi high command at the gala premiere of Goebbels' latest masterpiece. It opens with the title "Once upon a time . . ." and there's a storybook (or maybe comic book) quality to Tarantino's approach. It might be the kind of thing that could only come from somebody whose knowledge of war comes from movies and not war itself. But it's undeniably the work of somebody with a mad passion for film and an instinct for how to use it. Some of the best scenes are simply long conversations, suspenseful cat-and-mouse sessions, most of them featuring Christoph Waltz, who sets a whole new standard for civilized, scene-stealing villainy. The incendiary climax in the cinema, with the Führer in attendance, references Hitchcock, "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and (no accident) the 1930 French movie "Prix de Beauté". It's breathtaking - a bloody, cathartic valentine from a reigning master to anybody who hates Nazis or just loves what movies can do. 

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Body of Evidence (1993)


BODY OF EVIDENCE  (1993)  ¢ 1/2
    D: Uli Edel
    Madonna, Willem Dafoe, Joe Mantegna,
    Anne Archer, Julianne Moore, Frank Langella
Lurid, ridiculous courtroom melodrama about a cold-eyed blonde who goes on trial for murder when her wealthy older lover has a heart attack in bed. One of the Material One's periodic attempts to have a movie career, and one of the reasons her movie career never quite took off. The sex scenes aren't even all that interesting, despite such accessories as belts, handcuffs, candle wax and broken glass. Madonna gets naked, of course, but by now, who cares?

Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Dirty Dozen (1967)


THE DIRTY DOZEN  (1967)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Robert Aldrich
    Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson,
    John Cassavetes, Telly Savalas, Jim Brown,
    Robert Ryan, George Kennedy, Donald Sutherland,
    Richard Jaeckel, Clint Walker, Ralph Meeker
On the eve of the Normandy Invasion, Major Lee Marvin springs a bunch of psychos from the stockade and trains them to go behind enemy lines to take out a castle full of German generals. Classic World War Two action adventure, tough, funny and highly improbable, crackling with wise-guy dialogue and machine-gun fire. If it didn't invent the formula, it at least set the standard for every misfits-on-a-suicidal-mission movie to follow. Bronson, Cassavetes and Sutherland stand out in the gallery of perverts and murderers. 

Friday, September 25, 2009

Boarding Gate (2007)


BOARDING GATE  (2007)  ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: Olivier Assayas
    Asia Argento, Michael Madson, Carl Ng,
    Kelly Lin, Alex Descas, Joana Preiss
Murky international thriller with a ragged-looking Asia Argento as a woman who's both up to no good and in over her head. It's effectively two separate films. The first, which lasts 30 or 40 minutes, is a kinky, two-person psychodrama in which Argento and her scumbag boyfriend (Michael Madson) play out the last act in their mutually abusive relationship. Then something happens, Assayas flips a switch, and the action moves from Paris to Hong Kong, with Argento on the run from some people who are trying to kill her. The movie feels about as strung-out as its heroine, but Asia, with her worn beauty, her taut physique, her gun, her cigarettes, her underwear and her tattoos, is enough to hold your attention.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Nashville (1975)


NASHVILLE  (1975)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: Robert Altman
    Keith Carradine, Lily Tomlin, Geraldine Chaplin,
    Ronee Blakely, Henry Gibson, Karen Black,
    Michael Murphy, David Hayward, Keenan Wynn,
    Ned Beatty, Shelley Duvall, Scott Glenn,
    Gwen Welles, Barbara Harris, Jeff Goldblum
Robert Altman's kaleidoscopic look at America on the eve of the Bicentennial follows 24 characters whose paths cross and recross over a few summer days in the Country Music Capital of the World. Some are denizens of the music industry. Some are involved in the political campaign of an independent presidential candidate, a phantom whose rhetorical slogans, blasted from loudspeakers, punctuate the film. Others filter in - a drifter, a soldier, a groupie, a waitress, a magician on a three-wheeled motorcycle, a crackpot reporter from the BBC - their disparate lives spinning together, sometimes briefly touching, under Altman's seemingly effortless control. A freewheeling, crazy-quilt satire - funny, exhilarating, annihilating. Altman's masterpiece.

Henry Gibson
(1935-2009)

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Topper (1937)


TOPPER  (1937)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Norman Z. McLeod
    Cary Grant, Constance Bennett, Roland Young,
    Billie Burke, Alan Mobray, Eugene Pallette
George and Marian Kirby, young, rich, devil-may-care and newly deceased, hang around as ghosts to haunt a stodgy, middle-aged banker named Cosmo Topper. A light, breezy comedy with Grant and Bennett in elegant form as the ghosts, and an agile performance by Young in the role Leo G. Carroll recreated on television.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Ghost (1990)


GHOST  (1990)  ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: Jerry Zucker
    Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg
    Tony Goldwyn, Vincent Schiavelli, Gail Boggs
A New York stockbroker gets killed by a mugger and hangs around as ectoplasm long enough to protect his girlfriend from the guy who set him up. The kind of romantic comedy in which true love conquers all, even death, as long as the lovers are young, smart, beautiful, affluent, and played by Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. It's not convincing for a second, even as a fantasy, but it's a perfectly calculated product: slick, funny, violent and transparently manipulative, with a bright, attractive cast and good special effects. It's not "Topper", in other words, but Demi looks great in it, Whoopi has some amusing scenes, and Swayze can't help busting a few skulls, even as a good-guy ghost.

Patrick Swayze
(1952-2009)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Seven Chances (1925)


SEVEN CHANCES  (1925)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢    
    D: Buster Keaton
    Buster Keaton, T. Roy Barnes,
    Snitz Edwards, Ruth Dwyer
Buster Keaton stands to inherit $7 million, provided he can find a woman to marry him by seven o'clock. When his business partner plants the story in the afternoon paper, an army of would-be brides show up at the church, setting the stage for one of the great movie chases ever. Highlight: Buster, running down a hill ahead of an avalanche, sees the women coming the other way, turns and runs back up the hill, dodging the boulders which then take out his pursuers. The premise is just enough to set off the chase. The chase is awesome.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

State of Play (2009)


STATE OF PLAY  (2009)  ¢ ¢ ¢    
    D: Kevin Macdonald
    Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck, Rachel McAdams,
    Helen Mirren, Robin Wright Penn, Jeff Daniels,
    Viola Davis, Jason Bateman, Josh Mostel
The opening moments of this could come straight from a Sam Fuller movie. A thief on foot races frantically through the grimy night streets of Washington, D.C., drops down into an alley and hides behind some garbage cans. A gunman appears, scans the alley, locates the thief and methodically shoots him, once in the head and once in the chest. A man rides by on a bicycle: a potential witness. The gunman shoots him, too. A small crowd gathers a half-block away, close enough to know that something's going on, but not close enough to make out what it is. The gunman sees them, lifts a metal briefcase from the thief, walks away around a corner and disappears. That incident turns out to be linked to the subway death of a Capitol Hill aide who was having an affair with a crusading congressman whose best (and possibly only) friend is a disheveled newspaper reporter assigned to cover the murder in the alley. And that's just the beginning. A conspiracy thriller based on a BBC miniseries that owes something to both "Three Days of the Condor" and "All the President's Men". It goes off the rails eventually, when Crowe as the reporter tries to shake down a source with an elaborate ploy that just doesn't make much sense. At the same time, not many actors can match Crowe for sheer star power. Even with an unkempt beard, long, straggly hair, a laundry-basket wardrobe and the rounded physique of somebody who's lived a little too long on chili dogs and doughnuts, Crowe commands the screen in a way the blandly photogenic Affleck can only dream about. Sorry, Ben.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Don't Bother To Knock (1952)


DON'T BOTHER TO KNOCK  (1952)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Roy Baker
    Richard Widmark, Marilyn Monroe,
    Anne Bancroft, Elisha Cook Jr.
Marilyn Monroe, before she went permanently platinum, gives one of her best dramatic performances as an unhinged babysitter caring for a young girl in an upscale New York hotel. Widmark's a cynical airline pilot with a wandering eye and a bottle of rye, who catches Monroe's attention from across the way. There's a bit of "Rear Window" going on here, and you can't help wondering how it might've turned out with somebody like Hitchcock behind the lens. It's still a good, efficient piece of work, and Monroe, playing the kind of girl you wouldn't want babysitting your kid, is both vulnerable and frightening.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Flashback: Richard Widmark


               "It is clear that murder is one of the
                 kindest things he is capable of."

                       James Agee on Richard Widmark

    Richard Widmark and I go way back, at the movies, anyway.
    Widmark's fiendish debut, as the giggling psychopath in "Kiss of Death", came in 1947, the year I was born. That's the movie where Widmark scared the crap out of half the country by tying Mildred Dunnock to her wheelchair with a lamp cord and shoving her down a flight of stairs, an act of depravity rarely matched on film, before or since. Anton Chigurh, meet Tommy Udo. 
    The first movie I remember seeing as a kid was a Richard Widmark movie, a whaling adventure called "Down To the Sea In Ships", costarring Dean Stockwell and Lionel Barrymore. I probably watched it through the windshield of my parents' 1948 Plymouth, at one of the Madison drive-ins. It would've been a second-run movie by then. I was about five. I might've seen it again a few years later on television. I don't remember now. But the thing that stuck with me from that first viewing was Widmark's face: the high forehead, the cheekbones, the narrow, deep-set eyes, the mouth that went slightly crooked whenever he smiled. Feral and haunted, it was a face made for the black-and-white movies of the late 1940s, especially film noir. Nobody else looked like that. 
    He specialized in lowlifes early on - he could play cockiness and paranoia with the best of them - then branched out to take on a wide range of roles over the next 40 years. To sample a few, and to get a sense of Widmark's versatility, watch him as the pickpocket in "Pickup On South Street", the dauphin in "Saint Joan", the prosecutor in "Judgment At Nuremberg", the Cold War Navy captain in "The Bedford Incident", and the frontier lawman who has outlived his usefulness in "Death of a Gunfighter". He never really stopped playing bad guys, though, and the more loathsome his characters were, the more he seemed to enjoy them. 
    "Kiss of Death" invariably gets singled out as a testament to his viallainy, but his scariest performance might be in "No Way Out", Sidney Poitier's first film. In that one, Widmark plays a hate-mongering bigot who's brought into a city hospital with a gunshot wound after a failed gas station robbery. Poitier's the young emergency-room doctor, and through the course of the film, which culminates in a race riot, Widmark throws out every vile racial epithet you could get away with on screen in 1950, and probably some you couldn't. The language still has the power to shock, but what's disturbing, even more than the slurs, is the relish with which he uses them. There might be movie characters more nakedly abhorrent than this, but not many.
    I ran into Widmark again on a Saturday night in 1964. This time we met at the Eastwood, a much-loved and seriously run-down palace on Madison's East Side. The movie was "The Long Ships", a swashbuckling yarn shot in Yugoslavia, about some Vikings and Moors who team up to go after the world's most fabulous treasure, a great golden bell. The Eastwood showed mostly second-run double features then. A movie that had its Madison premiere there, like "The Long Ships", was plainly being dumped. That didn't matter to the gang of teenagers I was with, as we cruised over to the Eastwood in a rust-prone 1955 Chevy to see the show. We couldn't quite picture Richard Widmark as a Viking, but we figured it had to be fun.
    The movie was (and is) monumentally silly, like a Monty Python movie, but without the all-out Monty Python zaniness. You can't always tell whether it's trying to be funny or not, but Widmark, who gets most of the good lines, plays it knowingly tongue-in-cheek. For an actor who played more than his fair share of liars, Rolfe the Viking stands out as a study in epic deceit, and Widmark is having a blast. (Poitier, playing a Moorish potentate, barely avoids total embarrassment. This is not the picture he wants to be remembered for.)
    What made the experience memorable that night was the audience. They were into it, and then some. About 20 minutes in, somebody yelled something at one of the characters on the screen. Then somebody else did. And everybody laughed. From that point on, it was a two-way street, the actors in the film brawling, carousing and plundering their way to the bell, and the fans in their seats helping out with advice, encouragement, critical commentary and script doctoring, as the need arose. 
    Long before "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" was a gleam in anybody's eye, and decades before "MST3K", "The Long Ships" and a receptive Saturday night crowd gave us an early introduction to the goofball potential of interactive cinema. Richard Widmark was there.
    He kept working well into his 70s, as the hard-drinking rodeo hustler in "When the Legends Die", the murder victim (who deserves it) in "Murder On the Orient Express", the cagey Southern sheriff in "A Gathering of Old Men", and the small-town widower who takes up with Faye Dunaway in "Cold Sassy Tree". He was 93 when he died last year. His last acting role was in 1991.
    He's not the last great actor, or great villain, the movies will ever see. There might even be an actor someday who can dispatch crippled old ladies with the same gleeful conviction Widmark brought to "Kiss of Death". 
    But there won't be another Richard Widmark.
    There was only one of those, and he was it.