BOWANGA BOWANGA (1951) ¢ 1/2
D: Norman Dawn
Lewis Wilson, Morton C. Thompson, Don Orlando,
Dana Wilson, Charleen Hawks, Frances Dubay
Pith-helmeted adventurers are captured by "the white sirens of Africa," an unlikely tribe of female warriors who are in the market for a few good men. The amazon queen wants to take the biggest and hunkiest of the men for herself and sacrifice the others to the Fire God, but the rest of the girls think that's a terrible waste of men and stage a rebellion. So there's some singing and dancing, and a couple of catfights, and two of the men get into wrestling matches with two of the women, and eventually the guys make their escape because one of them was thoughtful enough to pack a small arsenal of fireworks to bring along on the expedition. Which is, like, a spoiler, I guess, but it's useful to know that if you're in Africa being chased by 20 or 30 savage women, a cache of fireworks could be your key to survival.