PRIMAL (2010) ¢ ¢ 1/2
D: Josh Reed
Zoe Tuckwell-Smith, Krew Boylan, Lindsay Ferris,
Rebekah Foord, Damian Freeleagus, Wil Travel
Six good-looking, fun-loving young people head out into the wilderness to look for an ancient cave painting. They find it, along with an ancient curse, and things get bloody. Rule: When you're the mean bl0nde in a slasher movie and you're almost certainly marked for death, anyway, maybe don't go skinny-dipping alone in the woods late at night. Just sayin'. Other highlights include the part where the girl who went skinny-dipping grows a new set of razor-sharp teeth, and the part where one of the other women performs a caesarean on herself using a machete. Nice. Made in Australia.
