SUCK (2009) ¢ ¢ ¢
D: Rob Stefaniuk
Rob Stefaniuk, Jessica Paré, Paul Anthony,
Mike Lobel, Dave Foley, Chris Ratz, Moby,
Malcolm McDowell, Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop,
Henry Rollins, Alex Lifeson, Dimitri Coats
Yes, there really is a movie called "Suck", and surprisingly, it's not bad. It's a horror comedy about a rock-&-roll band that's going nowhere till the bass player turns into a vampire. Malcolm McDowell plays the vampire hunter (named Eddie Van Helsing), and Iggy Pop and Alice Cooper are on hand to provide spiritual guidance about the rewards and perils of joining the undead. Any time somebody in this film says, "It's not what it looks like," you can bet it's exactly what it looks like.
