NUNS WITH GUNS (2011) ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
D: Ike Henry
Tracy Stewart, Bethany Fang, Frank McFarland,
Carolyn Chaney, Sonia Gomez, Fanny Bishop,
Bingo Suzuki, Felix "Flagpole" Brown
When a psycho with a legally purchased arsenal shoots up their school, and the country's most powerful gun-rights organization reacts by declaring that more weapons in more hands can only make us safer, the good sisters of St. Mordred's lead a group of singing, praying six-year-olds in a peaceful march on the national headquarters of the NRA. Knowing a threat to the Second Amendment when they see one, the bastard sons of Charlton Heston open fire, unaware that the nuns and their underaged charges are packing heat, too. Body parts and rosary beads fly, and while I wouldn't want to give away the ending to something like this, it's safe to say that when a kid with an Uzi meets a goon with a grenade launcher, somebody's going to get splattered. And you can have Sister Mary Columbine's Bushmaster when you pry it from her cold, dead hand.
