YOGA HOSERS (2016) ¢ 1/2
D: Kevin Smith
Lily Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp,
Austin Butler, Tyler Posey, Adam Brody,
Justin Long, Tony Hale, Natasha Lyonne,
Genesis Rodriguez, Vanessa Paradis, Haley Joel Osment,
Ralph Garman, Sasheer Zamata, Jason Mewes, Stan Lee
Kevin Smith goes to the well once more, with another comedy centered around a convenience store. This time the store's in Manitoba and the clerks are a couple of high-school sophomores played by Smith's daughter Harley Quinn and Lily Rose Depp, the daughter of Johnny Depp. It starts out with the girls being hit on by two senior boys who turn out to be Satanists, and ends with them fighting a monster whose moves are choreographed by an army of Nazi sausages. Weird? Yeah. But not funny weird. More like weird and what's the point. Johnny Depp, disguised beyond recognition, plays a crackpot author, and Jason Mewes appears just long enough to remind you that Smith used to make movies ruder, cruder, smarter and more inspired than this.
