DAY OF THE WARRIOR (1996) ¢
D: Andy Sidaris
Julie Strain, Shae Marks, Julie K. Smith,
Tammy Parks, Kevin Light, Marcus Bagwell,
Darren Wise, Gerald Okamura, Raye Hollit
The plot of this movie has something to do with a well-oiled, massively muscled brute called the Warrior, who's not only cornered the market in pornography, diamonds and stolen art, he's also cracked the computer system of the Legion to Ensure Total Harmony and Law (L.E.T.H.A.L.), whose epically built female agents are the only thing that can stop him. What it's really about is this: boobs. Big boobs. Enormous, gigantic, colossal boobs. Straight-to-video exploitation auteur Andy Sidaris is certainly not one to let such boobs go to waste, so every now and then in this inane enterprise, one of the top-heavy agents sheds what she's wearing to make out with some muscle-bound bodybuilder guy. That's not nearly as much fun as it should be, but if it sounds like something you'd like to spend 96 minutes of your life looking at, go for it. See which actress you think makes the biggest impression.
