Descendants (2015)

DESCENDANTS  (2015)  ¢
    D: Kenny Ortega
    Dove Cameron, Cameron Boyce, Sofia Carson,
    Booboo Stewart, Mitchell Hope, Kristin Chenoweth
    Kathy Najimi, Brenna D'Amico, Sarah Jeffrey
A live-action fantasy produced for the Disney Channel, 112 minutes of insipid cuteness, in which the evil offspring of the villains in "Aladdin", "Snow White", "101 Dalmatians" and "Sleeping Beauty" enroll in a prep school and learn what it's like to be good. Subjecting any sentient life-form other than preteen girls to repeated viewings of this is considered torture under the Geneva Convention and a violation of international law. Trust me. You don't want to go there. Ever. You've been warned.