Troll 2 (1990)

TROLL 2  (1990)  ¢ 1/2
    D: Claudio Fragasso
    Michael Stephenson, George Hardy, Margo Prey,
    Connie McFarland, Robert Ormsby, Deborah Reed
A young boy moves to a small farming community called Nilbog with his mom, dad and older sister, but his dead grandpa keeps turning up, warning him about goblins. Nobody believes him at first, but the townspeople do act mighty strange, and the neon green icing on all the food they keep pushing toward the newcomers seems a little suspect, too. This apparently has nothing to do with the first "Troll" movie, but it does have a significant cult reputation as the worst film ever made. That could be argued either way - the collected works of Ed Wood and Doris Wishman are still out there, after all - but there's no denying that "Troll 2" is amazingly, laughably bad. Mere words can't do justice to this one. See for yourself.