The Movie Buzzard's 10 Commandments For Filmmakers

  1)  Don't be boring.
  2)  Know how to tell a story.
  3)  Surprise me.
  4)  Make me laugh.
  5)  Don't be boring.
  6)  Scare me.
  7)  Make me think.
  8)  Make me care.
  9)  If your leading lady's hot and she's not wearing much,
        that's a plus.
10)  Don't be boring.

These articles of faith and hope didn't come from on high. They came from down around the 10th row. Take them with a bag of popcorn and a grain of salt.