Be glad you weren't the guy who had to fit these movie titles on a theater marquee:
"The Return of the Tall Blond Man With One Black Shoe"
"Come Back To the 5 & Dime Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean"
"The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls In Love"
"The Effect of Gamma Rays On Man-In-the-Moon
Marigolds"
Marigolds"
"Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and
Love the Bomb"
Love the Bomb"
"Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You In the Closet and
I'm Feeling So Sad"
I'm Feeling So Sad"
"Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (But
Were Afraid To Ask)"
Were Afraid To Ask)"
"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and
Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?"
Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?"
"Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and
Find True Happiness?"
Find True Happiness?"
"The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage To the
Waters of the Great Sea Serpent"
Waters of the Great Sea Serpent"
