INVASION OF THE STAR CREATURES (1963) ¢ ¢
D: Bruno Ve Sota
Robert Ball, Frankie Ray, Gloria Victor,
Dolores Reed, Mark Ferris, Slick Slavin
Two idiot army privates break off from their unit and come up against two amazon space babes on a mission to explore the earth as a possible target for invasion. This movie is so completely and deliberately stupid that at times it almost reaches a level of inspired silliness. It'd be easy to blow it off after the first 10 minutes, but then you'd miss the giant walking carrot men, the Indian who breaks into an impromptu jig whenever the mood strikes him, the G.I. whose repertoire of impressions includes Peter Lorre, Jimmy Cagney and Edward G. Robinson, and the stern, swimsuited aliens with their long, sturdy legs and bullet-shaped breasts. For the record, their names are "Puna" and "Tanga". Classy, huh?
