THE CHEERLEADER MASSACRE (2003) ¢ ¢
D: Jim Wynorski
Tamie Sheffield, Charity Rahner, Erin Byron,
Leonard Johnson, Samantha Phillips, Brinke Stevens
A cheerleading squad. A house in the woods. A psycho on the loose. A formula slasher movie with a decent-looking cast and just enough R-rated T&A to keep you from hitting the stop button. Aging scream queen Brinke Stevens does a stone-faced cameo as a woman whose cheerleading career ended 30 years ago, at least. Filmed in "Hell-O-Vision" and "Howdyscope", whatever they are, but obviously shot on video. Most of the cheerleaders end up dead, of course. The DVD package includes a deleted scene featuring three women, a bathtub and three bottles of chocolate syrup. Consider the possibilities.
