Zombie Strippers (2008)

ZOMBIE STRIPPERS  (2008)  ¢ ¢
    D: Jay Lee
    Jenna Jameson, Robert Englund, Roxy Saint,
    Shamron Moore, Joey Medina, Jennifer Holland
A zombie virus infects an underground strip club, turning the newly deceased dancers into real man-eaters. Writer/director Jay Lee plays the old zombie formula for a few good topical laughs, mostly at the expense of the second Bush administration, but he doesn't seem to know how to tell a story. It takes about five minutes for the zombie-fighting commandos to learn what anybody who's watched even one zombie movie already knows: You've got to shoot the zombies in the head. So what happens after that? About a million bullets get fired at the zombies, but hardly anybody shoots a zombie in the head. These sharpshooters need more time on the rifle range, if you ask me. It's not like the zombies are moving that fast. Porn star Jenna Jameson plays one of the undead strippers. If she plans to use something like this as a stepping stone to more mainstream film work, hmmm, maybe she shouldn't quit her day job just yet.