Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Body of Evidence (1993)


BODY OF EVIDENCE  (1993)  ¢ 1/2
    D: Uli Edel
    Madonna, Willem Dafoe, Joe Mantegna,
    Anne Archer, Julianne Moore, Frank Langella
Lurid, ridiculous courtroom melodrama about a cold-eyed blonde who goes on trial for murder when her wealthy older lover has a heart attack in bed. One of the Material One's periodic attempts to have a movie career, and one of the reasons her movie career never quite took off. The sex scenes aren't even all that interesting, despite such accessories as belts, handcuffs, candle wax and broken glass. Madonna gets naked, of course, but by now, who cares?

Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Dirty Dozen (1967)


THE DIRTY DOZEN  (1967)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Robert Aldrich
    Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson,
    John Cassavetes, Telly Savalas, Jim Brown,
    Robert Ryan, George Kennedy, Donald Sutherland,
    Richard Jaeckel, Clint Walker, Ralph Meeker
On the eve of the Normandy Invasion, Major Lee Marvin springs a bunch of psychos from the stockade and trains them to go behind enemy lines to take out a castle full of German generals. Classic World War Two action adventure, tough, funny and highly improbable, crackling with wise-guy dialogue and machine-gun fire. If it didn't invent the formula, it at least set the standard for every misfits-on-a-suicidal-mission movie to follow. Bronson, Cassavetes and Sutherland stand out in the gallery of perverts and murderers. 

Friday, September 25, 2009

Boarding Gate (2007)


BOARDING GATE  (2007)  ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: Olivier Assayas
    Asia Argento, Michael Madson, Carl Ng,
    Kelly Lin, Alex Descas, Joana Preiss
Murky international thriller with a ragged-looking Asia Argento as a woman who's both up to no good and in over her head. It's effectively two separate films. The first, which lasts 30 or 40 minutes, is a kinky, two-person psychodrama in which Argento and her scumbag boyfriend (Michael Madson) play out the last act in their mutually abusive relationship. Then something happens, Assayas flips a switch, and the action moves from Paris to Hong Kong, with Argento on the run from some people who are trying to kill her. The movie feels about as strung-out as its heroine, but Asia, with her worn beauty, her taut physique, her gun, her cigarettes, her underwear and her tattoos, is enough to hold your attention.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Nashville (1975)


NASHVILLE  (1975)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: Robert Altman
    Keith Carradine, Lily Tomlin, Geraldine Chaplin,
    Ronee Blakely, Henry Gibson, Karen Black,
    Michael Murphy, David Hayward, Keenan Wynn,
    Ned Beatty, Shelley Duvall, Scott Glenn,
    Gwen Welles, Barbara Harris, Jeff Goldblum
Robert Altman's kaleidoscopic look at America on the eve of the Bicentennial follows 24 characters whose paths cross and recross over a few summer days in the Country Music Capital of the World. Some are denizens of the music industry. Some are involved in the political campaign of an independent presidential candidate, a phantom whose rhetorical slogans, blasted from loudspeakers, punctuate the film. Others filter in - a drifter, a soldier, a groupie, a waitress, a magician on a three-wheeled motorcycle, a crackpot reporter from the BBC - their disparate lives spinning together, sometimes briefly touching, under Altman's seemingly effortless control. A freewheeling, crazy-quilt satire - funny, exhilarating, annihilating. Altman's masterpiece.

Henry Gibson
(1935-2009)

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Topper (1937)


TOPPER  (1937)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Norman Z. McLeod
    Cary Grant, Constance Bennett, Roland Young,
    Billie Burke, Alan Mobray, Eugene Pallette
George and Marian Kirby, young, rich, devil-may-care and newly deceased, hang around as ghosts to haunt a stodgy, middle-aged banker named Cosmo Topper. A light, breezy comedy with Grant and Bennett in elegant form as the ghosts, and an agile performance by Young in the role Leo G. Carroll recreated on television.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Ghost (1990)


GHOST  (1990)  ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: Jerry Zucker
    Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg
    Tony Goldwyn, Vincent Schiavelli, Gail Boggs
A New York stockbroker gets killed by a mugger and hangs around as ectoplasm long enough to protect his girlfriend from the guy who set him up. The kind of romantic comedy in which true love conquers all, even death, as long as the lovers are young, smart, beautiful, affluent, and played by Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. It's not convincing for a second, even as a fantasy, but it's a perfectly calculated product: slick, funny, violent and transparently manipulative, with a bright, attractive cast and good special effects. It's not "Topper", in other words, but Demi looks great in it, Whoopi has some amusing scenes, and Swayze can't help busting a few skulls, even as a good-guy ghost.

Patrick Swayze
(1952-2009)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Seven Chances (1925)


SEVEN CHANCES  (1925)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢    
    D: Buster Keaton
    Buster Keaton, T. Roy Barnes,
    Snitz Edwards, Ruth Dwyer
Buster Keaton stands to inherit $7 million, provided he can find a woman to marry him by seven o'clock. When his business partner plants the story in the afternoon paper, an army of would-be brides show up at the church, setting the stage for one of the great movie chases ever. Highlight: Buster, running down a hill ahead of an avalanche, sees the women coming the other way, turns and runs back up the hill, dodging the boulders which then take out his pursuers. The premise is just enough to set off the chase. The chase is awesome.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

State of Play (2009)


STATE OF PLAY  (2009)  ¢ ¢ ¢    
    D: Kevin Macdonald
    Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck, Rachel McAdams,
    Helen Mirren, Robin Wright Penn, Jeff Daniels,
    Viola Davis, Jason Bateman, Josh Mostel
The opening moments of this could come straight from a Sam Fuller movie. A thief on foot races frantically through the grimy night streets of Washington, D.C., drops down into an alley and hides behind some garbage cans. A gunman appears, scans the alley, locates the thief and methodically shoots him, once in the head and once in the chest. A man rides by on a bicycle: a potential witness. The gunman shoots him, too. A small crowd gathers a half-block away, close enough to know that something's going on, but not close enough to make out what it is. The gunman sees them, lifts a metal briefcase from the thief, walks away around a corner and disappears. That incident turns out to be linked to the subway death of a Capitol Hill aide who was having an affair with a crusading congressman whose best (and possibly only) friend is a disheveled newspaper reporter assigned to cover the murder in the alley. And that's just the beginning. A conspiracy thriller based on a BBC miniseries that owes something to both "Three Days of the Condor" and "All the President's Men". It goes off the rails eventually, when Crowe as the reporter tries to shake down a source with an elaborate ploy that just doesn't make much sense. At the same time, not many actors can match Crowe for sheer star power. Even with an unkempt beard, long, straggly hair, a laundry-basket wardrobe and the rounded physique of somebody who's lived a little too long on chili dogs and doughnuts, Crowe commands the screen in a way the blandly photogenic Affleck can only dream about. Sorry, Ben.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Don't Bother To Knock (1952)


DON'T BOTHER TO KNOCK  (1952)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Roy Baker
    Richard Widmark, Marilyn Monroe,
    Anne Bancroft, Elisha Cook Jr.
Marilyn Monroe, before she went permanently platinum, gives one of her best dramatic performances as an unhinged babysitter caring for a young girl in an upscale New York hotel. Widmark's a cynical airline pilot with a wandering eye and a bottle of rye, who catches Monroe's attention from across the way. There's a bit of "Rear Window" going on here, and you can't help wondering how it might've turned out with somebody like Hitchcock behind the lens. It's still a good, efficient piece of work, and Monroe, playing the kind of girl you wouldn't want babysitting your kid, is both vulnerable and frightening.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Flashback: Richard Widmark


               "It is clear that murder is one of the
                 kindest things he is capable of."

                       James Agee on Richard Widmark

    Richard Widmark and I go way back, at the movies, anyway.
    Widmark's fiendish debut, as the giggling psychopath in "Kiss of Death", came in 1947, the year I was born. That's the movie where Widmark scared the crap out of half the country by tying Mildred Dunnock to her wheelchair with a lamp cord and shoving her down a flight of stairs, an act of depravity rarely matched on film, before or since. Anton Chigurh, meet Tommy Udo. 
    The first movie I remember seeing as a kid was a Richard Widmark movie, a whaling adventure called "Down To the Sea In Ships", costarring Dean Stockwell and Lionel Barrymore. I probably watched it through the windshield of my parents' 1948 Plymouth, at one of the Madison drive-ins. It would've been a second-run movie by then. I was about five. I might've seen it again a few years later on television. I don't remember now. But the thing that stuck with me from that first viewing was Widmark's face: the high forehead, the cheekbones, the narrow, deep-set eyes, the mouth that went slightly crooked whenever he smiled. Feral and haunted, it was a face made for the black-and-white movies of the late 1940s, especially film noir. Nobody else looked like that. 
    He specialized in lowlifes early on - he could play cockiness and paranoia with the best of them - then branched out to take on a wide range of roles over the next 40 years. To sample a few, and to get a sense of Widmark's versatility, watch him as the pickpocket in "Pickup On South Street", the dauphin in "Saint Joan", the prosecutor in "Judgment At Nuremberg", the Cold War Navy captain in "The Bedford Incident", and the frontier lawman who has outlived his usefulness in "Death of a Gunfighter". He never really stopped playing bad guys, though, and the more loathsome his characters were, the more he seemed to enjoy them. 
    "Kiss of Death" invariably gets singled out as a testament to his viallainy, but his scariest performance might be in "No Way Out", Sidney Poitier's first film. In that one, Widmark plays a hate-mongering bigot who's brought into a city hospital with a gunshot wound after a failed gas station robbery. Poitier's the young emergency-room doctor, and through the course of the film, which culminates in a race riot, Widmark throws out every vile racial epithet you could get away with on screen in 1950, and probably some you couldn't. The language still has the power to shock, but what's disturbing, even more than the slurs, is the relish with which he uses them. There might be movie characters more nakedly abhorrent than this, but not many.
    I ran into Widmark again on a Saturday night in 1964. This time we met at the Eastwood, a much-loved and seriously run-down palace on Madison's East Side. The movie was "The Long Ships", a swashbuckling yarn shot in Yugoslavia, about some Vikings and Moors who team up to go after the world's most fabulous treasure, a great golden bell. The Eastwood showed mostly second-run double features then. A movie that had its Madison premiere there, like "The Long Ships", was plainly being dumped. That didn't matter to the gang of teenagers I was with, as we cruised over to the Eastwood in a rust-prone 1955 Chevy to see the show. We couldn't quite picture Richard Widmark as a Viking, but we figured it had to be fun.
    The movie was (and is) monumentally silly, like a Monty Python movie, but without the all-out Monty Python zaniness. You can't always tell whether it's trying to be funny or not, but Widmark, who gets most of the good lines, plays it knowingly tongue-in-cheek. For an actor who played more than his fair share of liars, Rolfe the Viking stands out as a study in epic deceit, and Widmark is having a blast. (Poitier, playing a Moorish potentate, barely avoids total embarrassment. This is not the picture he wants to be remembered for.)
    What made the experience memorable that night was the audience. They were into it, and then some. About 20 minutes in, somebody yelled something at one of the characters on the screen. Then somebody else did. And everybody laughed. From that point on, it was a two-way street, the actors in the film brawling, carousing and plundering their way to the bell, and the fans in their seats helping out with advice, encouragement, critical commentary and script doctoring, as the need arose. 
    Long before "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" was a gleam in anybody's eye, and decades before "MST3K", "The Long Ships" and a receptive Saturday night crowd gave us an early introduction to the goofball potential of interactive cinema. Richard Widmark was there.
    He kept working well into his 70s, as the hard-drinking rodeo hustler in "When the Legends Die", the murder victim (who deserves it) in "Murder On the Orient Express", the cagey Southern sheriff in "A Gathering of Old Men", and the small-town widower who takes up with Faye Dunaway in "Cold Sassy Tree". He was 93 when he died last year. His last acting role was in 1991.
    He's not the last great actor, or great villain, the movies will ever see. There might even be an actor someday who can dispatch crippled old ladies with the same gleeful conviction Widmark brought to "Kiss of Death". 
    But there won't be another Richard Widmark.
    There was only one of those, and he was it.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Yellow Sky (1948)


YELLOW SKY  (1948)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: William Wellman
    Gregory Peck, Anne Baxter, Richard Widmark,
    John Russell, Harry Morgan, Robert Arthur
A gang of outlaws with names like Stretch, Dude, Half Pint and Lengthy escape across 70 miles of salt flats following a bank robbery, and literally stumble into a ghost town whose only inhabitants are a crusty old prospector and his shapely but trigger-happy granddaughter. It's the casting that elevates this one, with Peck as the gang's morally ambiguous leader and Widmark as the guy whose morals (or lack of them) aren't ambiguous at all. Wellman's approach to the final shootout is real interesting. 

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Man On the Train (2002)


MAN ON THE TRAIN  (2002)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢   
    D: Patrice Leconte
    Jean Rochefort, Johnny Hallyday, Edith Scob
There's a little throwaway scene in Neil Jordan's "The Good Thief," where a gambler played by Nick Nolte and a police inspector played by Tcheky Karyo discuss the relative merits of French and American rock & roll musicians. Nolte mentions Dylan and Hendrix on the American side, and then asks sarcastically, "What have the French given us? Johnny Hallyday." To which Karyo replies, "Don't talk to me about Johnny Hallyday." The real Johnny Hallyday turns up in the first scene of "Man On the Train", gazing through bloodshot eyes out the window of a railroad car and looking like 50 miles of bad road and seven different kinds of warmed-over death. This is a guy who, if you saw him on a train, you'd immediately think a) What's he doing out of prison? and b) I hope he's not carrying a gun. Hallyday gets off in a small town where he makes the acquaintance of a retired professor (Jean Rochefort), and when it turns out the hotel's closed due to a lack of tourists, he moves into a room in the old man's house. Both men have big plans for Saturday. The professor is scheduled for open-heart surgery. Hallyday plans to rob the local bank. In the meantime, they've got three or four days to spend in each other's company, and as the time passes, each begins to see something in the other's life he thinks he's missed. So a little tentative transference takes place, as they try on bits and pieces of each other, just to see what it feels like and how the pieces fit. It's done with sly humor and marvelous restraint, the professor talking constantly, the stranger hardly at all. What happens to them on Saturday might not be what you expect, but then it's a little hard to know what to expect, except this: From that opening scene in the railroad car, you'll pay attention to Johnny Hallyday.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Convent of Sinners (1986)


CONVENT OF SINNERS  (1986)  ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Dario Donati (Joe D'Amato)
    Eva Grimaldi, Karin Well, 
    Gabriele Gori, Gilda Germano
Baroque exploitation about the kinky goings-on in a 19th-century convent. Ah, those naughty nuns. Anybody who watches this is going straight to hell. Guaranteed.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Sicko (2007)


SICKO  (2007)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Michael Moore
Doctor Moore will see you now . . . The American cinema's muckraker-in-chief strikes again with a predictably scathing indictment of the country's health-care system. With a brief nod to the 50 million Americans who aren't insured at all, Moore zeroes in on the horror stories of people who are covered and still find themselves up against insurance companies that systematically deny treatment, even when it's a matter of life and death. Then he goes to Canada, Britain, France and Cuba, - all places where universal care is guaranteed - and if his vision there is impossibly utopian, it does make the point, juxtaposed with footage of homeless patients in the U.S. being dumped on the street like human garbage. A populist Don Quixote tilting at corporate windmills, Moore's as pugnacious and confrontational as ever, but he makes you laugh and he makes you think. His approach is irreverent and almost gleefully underhanded, but somehow not all that mean-spirited. Turning down life-saving care for a dying patient and adding the money you've saved to your company's profits, while collecting a bonus in the process - that's mean-spirited.