Monday, August 16, 2010

Cookie's Fortune (1999)


COOKIE'S FORTUNE  (1999)  ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢
    D: Robert Altman
    Charles S. Dutton, Liv Tyler, Glenn Close,
    Julianne Moore, Patricia Neal, Ned Beatty,
    Chris O'Donnell, Lyle Lovett, Donald Moffat
Family ties, old guns, Easter eggs, suicide, Wild Turkey, sex, lies and catfish enchiladas. Robert Altman's laid-back ensemble piece about life in a small Mississippi town and the community of mostly good-natured eccentrics who hang out there. Glenn Close takes her role as a vindictive old maid a few miles over the top, but most of the actors slip into their roles about as comfortably as you'd put on a pair of well-worn overalls. Patricia Neal plays the pipe-smoking title character, and Lyle Lovett does an oddball turn as a fishmonger who lusts after Liv Tyler.

Patricia Neal
(1926-2010)

Friday, August 13, 2010

Friday the 13th (2009)


FRIDAY THE 13TH  (2009)  ¢ ¢ ¢
    D: Marcus Nispel
    Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti,
    Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo, Derek Mears,
    Jonathan Sadowski, Julianna Guill, Willa Ford
The bogeyman is back. Thirty years have gone by since Sean S. Cunningham launched the "Friday the 13th" franchise and the first series of grisly murders took place in the woods around Camp Crystal Lake. And wouldn'tcha know it, party-loving 20-somethings are still going out to the old camp to screw and smoke weed and get drunk and be killed in various horrible ways. Yes, Jason's still out there, the misunderstood kid who grew up to be every camper's worst waking nightmare, with his machete and his hockey mask. He's unkillable, too. By my unofficial count, in this movie alone, he gets clubbed with a stick, stabbed with a sickle, jabbed with a poker, hanged, burned, drowned and dragged head-first into a wood-chipper. It barely slows him down. Think he'll be back to terrorize another gang of campers in a year or two? You can bet on it. There's no end to this hell. There's just more hell.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Prozac Nation (2001)


PROZAC NATION  (2001)  ¢ ¢
    D: Erik Skjoldbjaerg
    Christina Ricci, Jason Biggs, Jessica Lange,
    Anne Heche, Michelle Williams, Jonathan Rhys-Myers
Christina Ricci plays an emotionally troubled teenager who goes off to Harvard, where she starts playing with drugs, writing music reviews for Rolling Stone, and making life miserable for herself and everybody around her. The actors work real hard, but there's something one-dimensional about the main character, who barely seems to exist outside her own neuroses. No wonder she ends up without any friends.

Monday, August 9, 2010

The Horn Blows At Midnight (1945)


THE HORN BLOWS AT MIDNIGHT  (1945)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Raoul Walsh
    Jack Benny, Alexis Smith, Dolores Moran,
    Allyn Joslyn, Reginald Gardiner, Margaret Dumont,
    John Alexander, Guy Kibbee, Franklin Pangborn
A comic fantasy starring Jack Benny as an angel named Athaniel, dispatched to earth to blow four notes on a trumpet and touch off the end of the world. This was Benny's last major movie role. In later years, it became one of his long-running jokes, the joke being that his movie career would've lasted a lot longer if he'd never made "The Horn Blows At Midnight". The movie's not that bad. Really.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Kick-Ass (2010)


KICK-ASS  (2010)  ¢ ¢ ¢
    D: Matthew Vaughn
    Aaron Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Nicolas Cage
Tired of being robbed and bullied by the neighborhood toughs, a comic-book geek named Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson) reinvents himself as a costumed superhero called "Kick-Ass". The trouble is, he has no real superpowers or fighting skills, so when he swings into action as a crusader for justice, the bad guys beat the crap out of him. Fortunately, help is on the way in the form of two really lethal crime fighters: Nicolas Cage as Big Daddy, a cartoon-drawing ex-cop with an arsenal that could level a city, and Chloe Moretz as Hit-Girl, an 11-year-old with a fantastic capacity for mayhem and a vocabulary that would shock a sailor. Of course, Dave still looks like a dork in his green mail-order wet suit, and the girl he adores at school still thinks he's gay, but, hey, he's Kick-Ass! This is a long way from being a great movie, but it has a nice way of skewering superhero conventions, and the scenes in which Big Daddy and Hit-Girl compare notes on tactics and weaponry are wickedly funny. The conclusion leaves the chance for a sequel wide open, and apparently there's one in the works, but if the producers are going to do that, they'd better do it quick. The real kick-ass superhero in "Kick-Ass" is Hit-Girl, and Moretz won't be able to play an 11-year-old forever.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Rider On the Rain (1970)


RIDER ON THE RAIN  (1970)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: René Clement
    Charles Bronson, Marlene Jobert,
    Jill Ireland, Annie Cordy
The first thing you see in this, before the movie really begins, is a quote from "Alice In Wonderland". Later on, a character borrows a line from "Alice" to remark on how things keep getting curiouser and curiouser, and somebody else says something about Charles Bronson's Cheshire-Cat grin. Then, toward the end, you get Bronson saying, "It's all a mistake. I dreamed up the whole thing," and by that point, you're thinking maybe he did. It starts out with a bus pulling up to a seaside bowling alley in a rainstorm. The bus is empty, but when it pulls away, there's a man standing there next to the road: the "rider" of the title. The man walks on into town, in the rain, spies on a woman changing clothes in a dress shop, and follows her home. He rapes her and she kills him. Then, for reasons that aren't entirely clear, she dumps the body in the sea. Enter Bronson, a mysterious stranger who has lots of questions and knows way more than he should. Who is he? Who was the man in the rain? What's in the red airline bag the man was carrying? And what does the woman know that she's not telling? A good, offbeat mystery, and an interesting showcase for Bronson, who was then in his late 40s and finally starting to play leads, but only in movies made in Europe. His signature role would come a few years later in "Death Wish", but you can see the basic elements of his persona coalescing here: the smile, the squint, the droopy moustache, the winking insolence, the bemused cruelty and the suggestion of invulnerability that would define him on screen for the next 20 years. Watch it with "Once Upon a Time In the West" and maybe "The Dirty Dozen", and the transition comes into focus: an actor who has paid his dues forever, in the process of becoming a star.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Bartleby (2002)


BARTLEBY  (2002)  ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Jonathan Parker
    Crispin Glover, David Paymer, Glenne Headly,
    Joe Piscopo, Maury Chaykin, Seymour Cassel,
    Dick Martin, Carrie Snodgress
Crispin Glover and his trademark weirdness take on the title role in this oddball update of a story by Herman Melville. A funereal presence in a stiff black suit, Bartleby's the latest drone hired to file records in a nondescript office that's all but hermetically sealed from the outside world. His coworkers are a loud-mouthed womanizer (Joe Piscopo), an obnoxious nut case (Maury Chaykin), their exasperated boss (David Paymer), and a deadpan receptionist (Glenne Headly) with a thing for tight skirts and alliteration. They've all mastered the art of looking busy while not doing very much, and you can see where working desk-to-desk with any of them could be a challenge. Stuck together in a confined space, they create something close to workplace hell. Bartleby's problem isn't that he doesn't do very much. It's that he doesn't pretend. Asked to perform any task at all, he responds with a robotic "I would prefer not to," and goes back to staring at the air vent in the ceiling. It's hard to feel much sympathy for the guy. It's easier to sympathize with the boss who's trying to fire him. But if you've ever worked at a miserable office job, and like your comedy strange and dark, this could be worth checking out. Or would you prefer not to?

Maury Chaykin
(1949-2010)