Thursday, October 2, 2025

Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005)


MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS  (2005)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Stephen Frears
    Judi Dench, Bob Hoskins, Christopher Guest, Will Young,
    Kelly Reilly, Thelma Barlow, Natalia Tena, Toby Jones,
    Anna Brewster, Rosalind Halstead, Sarah Solemani
Judi Dench plays a wealthy widow who finds a productive use for her time and money when she buys a derelict London theater and hires Bob Hoskins to run the place. The vaudeville-style revues they put on are a hit at first, but when copycat competition causes attendance to decline, she comes up with a daring idea: naked girls. The time is the 1930s and stodgy old England has never seen anything like it, and as the country heads into World War Two, the theater, running continuously, even during the Blitz, becomes a symbol of steadfastness - and a sense of fun - in the face of peril. It's an affectionate look at a time gone by, and a compelling testament to the notion that a few boobs and backsides, artfully exhibited, aren't necessarily a bad thing. 

Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Murder Rock: Dancing Death

 
MURDER ROCK: DANCING DEATH  (1984)  ¢ ¢
    D: Lucio Fulci
    Olga Karlatos, Ray Lovelock, Claudio Cassinelli,
    Cosimo Cinieri, Belinda Busato, Maria Vittoria Tolazzi,
    Carla Buzzanca, Angela Lemerman, Silvia Collatina
A killer stalks the students at a New York dance school, dispatching them with chloroform and a hatpin. Whodunit? Who cares?

Monday, September 15, 2025

Murder At Yellowstone City (2022)


MURDER AT YELLOWSTONE CITY  (2022)  ¢ ¢ ¢
    D: Richard Gray 
    Gabriel Byrne, Isaiah Mustafa, Thomas Jane, 
    Anna Camp, Aimee Garcia, Scottie Thompson,
    Isabella Ruby, Richard Dreyfuss, John Ales
When a gold prospector strikes it rich and turns up murdered, the local sheriff wastes no time finding a convenient suspect, a black man who just rode into town. He promises a trial followed by a quick hanging, but the woman who runs the livery stable turns up evidence that shows he's put the wrong guy in jail. There are more murders, with people getting their throats cut, followed by a climactic gunfight in which many more people are shot and killed. There are some interesting wrinkles in this: John Ales and Richard Dreyfuss as a couple of old guys who would be flying a pride flag over the saloon if they weren't in 1881 Montana, and a loose community of women who in most ways are smarter than the men. Most of the characters have secrets, and most are dealing with crippling loss. Tense performances by Scottie Thompson as the murder victim's grieving widow and Gabriel Byrne as a no-nonsense lawman who's more committed to the appearance of justice than the real thing. 

Saturday, September 13, 2025

Murderdrome (2013)

 
MURDERDROME  (2013)  ¢ ¢
    D: Daniel Armstrong
    Daisy Masterman, Rachel Blackwood, Jake Brown,
    Demonique Deluxe, Gerry Mahoney, Max Marchione,
    Pepper Minx, Mary Poppenskulls, Dayna Seville
Tough-talking roller-derby babes take on a witch queen from hell. Choppings, stabbings, burnings and beheadings follow, backed by a death-metal soundtrack. Bare-bones horror, made in Australia for next to no money and shot at night, so the cast and crew could go to their day jobs. Plotting and character development are minimal, but it's got attitude, and the effects look better than you might expect. The girls never take off their skates.

Thursday, September 11, 2025

One of Our Aircraft Is Missing (1942)

 
ONE OF OUR AIRCRAFT IS MISSING  
(1942)  ¢ ¢ ¢ 1/2
    D: Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
    Godfrey Tearle, Eric Portman, Hugh Williams,
    Bernard Miles, Hugh Burden, Emrys Jones,
    Googie Withers, Pamela Brown, Joyce Redman,
    Hay Petrie, Robert Helpmann, Peter Ustinov
Six crewmen on an RAF bomber bail out over the Netherlands after an attack on Stuttgart. Courageous Dutch villagers hide them from the Nazis and help them escape. World War Two heroics done entirely without music, which you notice after a while by its absence. Two early scenes in the plane stand out: a fourth-wall-bashing bit in which the camera pans around and the flyers take turns introducing themselves, and the part moments later when they exchange stories about the girls they've met in Stuttgart, even as they're on their way to bomb them. The editor was David Lean. A young (and remarkably thin) Peter Ustinov appears briefly as a parish priest. One sign that this might be a Powell and Pressburger film: The plane, after the men have jumped, sputters back to life and continues to fly on its own.

Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Free (2022)

 
FREE  (2022)  ¢ ¢ ¢
    D: Autumn de Wilde 
    Florence Welch, Bill Nighy
A music video for the Florence & the Machine song "Free", shot on location in Kyiv and dedicated to the people of Ukraine. Florence (as "Herself") delivers the tune and dances with spastic abandon, while Bill Nighy (as "Her Anxiety") makes a phone call.

Sunday, September 7, 2025

Justine: The Misfortunes of Virtue (1977)


JUSTINE: THE MISFORTUNES OF VIRTUE 
    D: Chris Boger                                           (1977)  ¢ ¢
    Koo Stark, Martin Potter, Lydia Lisle,
    Katherine Kath, Hope Jackman, Louis Ife 
Cast out of the convent, an innocent young girl tries to safeguard her virtue in a world that never stops trying to take it away. Some of de Sade's philosophy comes through in this, but it's overplayed, episodic and depraved without being all that interesting. Koo Stark had a brief fling in the spotlight when she hooked up romantically with Britain's Prince Andrew, but her participation in movies like this one did not play well at Buckingham Palace. Roger Deakins did the camerawork.